Mum's lover!

A woman took a lover home during the day while her husband was at work. Her 9-year-old son came home unexpectedly, saw them, and hid in the wardrobe to watch.

The woman's husband also came home. She put her lover in the wardrobe, not realizing that the little boy was in there already.

The little boy whispered, "Dark in here."

The man, rather shocked, said, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a cricket ball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "£250"

A few weeks later, it happened again that the boy and the lover were in the wardrobe together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a cricket bat."

The lover, remembering the last time, asked the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "£750"

Man - "Sold."

A few days later, the father said to the boy, "Grab your cricket bat and ball, let's go outside and have a game.

The boy said, "I can't, I sold my cricket bat and ball."

The father asked, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy -"£1,000"

The father said, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. It is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They went to the church and the father made the little boy sit in the confession booth, and he closed the door.

The boy said, "Dark in here."

The priest said, "Don't start that rubbish again, you're in my booth now."

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So, doesn't that makes the priest, his mum's lover??Cet!!

Joke courtesy of Esra