Jokes..

1.Surat putus cinta Tipah ngan Mat Salleh

Hi,
My motive write this letter is to give know you something. I WANT TO
CUT CONNECTION US. I have think about this very cook. I know i clap one
hand only. Correctly, i have see you and she together at town with my eyes
self. You always request apology back back. I don't trust you again!!!
My Friend speak you play three wood. Now i know you correct correct play
three wood. So, i break off to pull my body from this love triangle. I
know this result i pick is very correct, because you love she very high
from me. so, i break off to go far from here. But i always love where
also i live....Safe live......

2. Bihun Vs Mee

Bihun sangat cemburukan mee. Walau duduk di rak bersebelahan di supermarket, mereka tak pernah bertegur sapa. Malah bihun sering mempersendakan mee di depan umum, "Dasar si kuning gemuk... ingat orang suka sangat kat dialah tu!" hari-hari berlalu... namun mee buat derk aje dengan segala kerenah dan hinaan bihun.

Sehingga satu hari pekerja supermarket mengalih rak mee ke tempat lain. bihun gembira kerana tidak lagi melihat musuh tradisinya.

Hari berikutnya rak baru diletakkan di sebelah bihun, rak spaghetti. Bihun rasa marah dah berteriak; "Hoi, si kuning gemuk! jangan fikir ko buat teknik rebonding camtu aku tak kenal ko!!!"

3. Belajar Bahasa Inggeris

BELAJAR BAHASA INGGERIS

Miss Ann seorang cikgu perempuan yang mengajar Bahasa Inggeris untuk murid2 tahun pertama:

1. Dia bagi assignment kat murid-murid suruh cari 3 ayat Inggeris dan kemukakan pada hari Isnin nanti.

Ketika dalam perjalan pulang, Amin salah seorang anak murid cikgu itu
ternampak sepasang suami isteri keluar dari kereta dan sedang menjerit pada satu sama lain. Dia terdengar lelaki tu menjerit "Shut up you !!". Apabila sampai di rumah dia bertanya kepada bapanya, "shut up you" tu Bahasa Inggeris ke? Bapa dia jawab, iye. Dapat dah satu perkataan, kata Amin di dalam hati.

Lepas mandi dan makan, dia tengok tv cerita Superman. Masa superman
nak terbang dia kata "Superman !!!" dia tanya bapa dia lagi, Superman tu Bahasa Inggeris dan bapa dia kata yes. Dua perkataan dah, kata budak itu.

Lepas tengok tv, dia ke perpustakaan, dia ternampak ada seorang lelaki
dan seorang perempuan sedang bertengkar berebut buku. Perempuan itu kata "Ladies first" balik rumah dia tanya lagi dan bapa dia kata itu pun Bahasa Inggeris. Ah, lega nya kata budak itu.

Hari Isnin dia ke sekolah, cikgu tanya dia tentang perkataan baru.

Cikgu: OK boy, did you get the words?

Budak: Yes, teacher.

Cikgu: Good, what is your first word?

Budak: Shut up you !!!

Cikgu: What did you say? Are you mad? Who do you think you are?

Budak: Superman !!!

Cikgu: Bloody fool! Get out from this class

Budak: Ladies First

:-D
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Smlm, was just work & home & vcd Chori Chori til Disc 2. Tonight will continue Disc 3. Along on leave today. She's out with Mak to the building-on-top-of-the-hill-nearby-my office. Gy babysit AM.
I'm currently reading malay novel titled EGO by Abdul Rahim Awang.
Storyline: Murder case & police finding motive. Very CSI. Can't wait to finish it up.
Curious..curious..